Really Funny!

Hi guys! I’m back to make you all laugh with some more funny jokes. Hope you enjoy them!

The Girls Are Girls!

Three girls are stranded on an island for ages. Then they find a lamp. So they rub it and out pops a genie. The genie says, “You girls have one wish each.” So the first girl says, “I wish I was back at home! And she vanishes from the island. Then the second girl says, “I wish I was back at home too.” And she vanishes from the island. Then the third girl says, “It’s lonely here without my friends gone. I wish my friends were back on the island!”

A Touching Speech!

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren’t able to name that person until one of them volunteered. This man gave a very touching speech. He said that he would go off the rope because he had made many sacrifices throughout his life. He had made a sacrifice for his nation, his family, and his parents and for all the people in general. He said that he was willing to do so again. As soon as he finished his speech all the others started clapping their hands!