Smile Is A Curve that Sets Everything Straight!

I’ve been getting on the serious side of life since a few days. So I thought I’d remind you all that I can be on the lighter side too! So I’m back again with some humorous and rib-tickling jokes! Enjoy!

I Can't See!

The teenager seemed placid as the doctor approached his hospital bed to give him medications. Her mother was seated nearby immersed in her knitting. The doctor walked over and introduced himself to the others. The teenager looked right through him and started screaming, “I can’t see! I can’t see!” The doctor hadn’t ever seen such a dramatic experience of hysterical blindness. Worried, he asked, “How long has this been going on?” Without even looking up, the mother snapped “Ever since you’ve been standing in front of his television!”

The Boring Class!

After giving a long lecture on drawing, the art teacher asked her class to complete a self-portrait. A young boy in the first row asked, “Of anyone?”

I Love You, Granny!

Monica was watching her Grandmother cleaning her house. After some time Monica told her how much she liked the Victorian couch. “Well,” her Grandma said, “You can have it after I die” “But I don’t want you to die!” Monica said. Then, after a few moments of silence, she said, “Can I pick it up on the way back from funeral?”

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