Hysterical Giggling!

Hi guys! Last week, one of my old neighbors, who have now shifted to somewhere far away, came for a visit. That time I was feeling really naughty. I played a real bad prank on him which I would like to tell you all about. I know you will find it highly disgusting (maybe!) but what are kids for, after all?

I was happily playing games on the computer when the doorbell rang. My younger brother, always very attentive to the surrounding (especially when he is studying) went and opened the door. Then I heard a shout of glee and hugs. My parents also went to welcome the guest. But still my laziness did not compel me to go there.

Finally I was called. I too became glad to see the old unrecognizable face. I churned my memory for a few seconds and then remembered all of a sudden…it was Uncle Sam! Ah, the good old Uncle who brought us many gifts and toys in our childhood days when he lived next to us. But long ago, he had shifted away to some other place due to his transfer. But he was not alone. Aunt and his children were there too!

I felt very guilty when this naughty prank came to my mind after them. But when I told my brother had got his agreement along with his enthusiasm, I forgot all the guilt. After all, Callex and Samuel, his children, had also played numerous naughty pranks on us!

We knew how much Callex, the elder one, loved milk. It was his favorite beverage. He could drink milk all day long. He did not want water or juice but plain milk! I knew my mother would be boiling milk for Callex in the kitchen. I went into the kitchen and sent mom out on the pretext that Aunt was calling for her.

My brother then brought a dead spider, a plastic one of course! It was a toy but looked unimaginably real like a dead spider! It sent shivers down my spine when I saw it too. But remembering that it was just a toy, I held it in my hands and then plop! It went into the glass of milk kept for Callex. It then drifted down to the bottom and satisfied I took the glass to my friend!

The children had been sent into the playroom while the elders sat and chatted in the sun. A happy news for me because then my parents would not necessarily know about our prank! I took the glass to Callex and stood keenly watching him with a sarcastic smile to see the rest of the show!

Minute by minute the milk in the glass started disappearing down Callex’s throat. After taking the last sip……he shouted…“eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh”… “.aaaahhh”! He had a funny expression on his face. One of confusion and then sudden fear! But I could not stop laughing! As much as I tried I giggled away to glory while Callex and Samuel shouted in terror. But then something I had not imagined happened! Callex vomited out of terror or maybe disgust!

I had not imagined this, but Callex was really terrified! He then started complaining of imaginary stomach ache and other problems due to having drank that milk. And then he vomited, once again! Embarrassed, Uncle Sam and Aunt took leave to take him to the doctor.

I felt guilty at this time but seeing once again, the faces of my parents with an expression of confusion, I burst out laughing! I then remembered Callex’s face and suddenly my hysterical giggling wouldn’t stop. My parents didn’t find this funny and sent me off to my room with a lecture on mannerism and conduct. But what to do, I could not stop laughing remembering this incident! He...he...

Could you control your laughter at such circumstances? Or do you agree with my parents?

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