Can You Control Your Laughter?
Recently I was flipping through a magazine when my eyes fell upon some really funny jokes. I am certain you can hear me laughing at your place too and I am sure you too would go crazy laughing away at these jokes. Enjoy..........
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created diet cola
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created you!
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far!
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Teacher - Name four members of the cat family.
Student – Father cat, Mother cat and two kittens!
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Police man – Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The man – Move, move, even the brakes are not working!
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Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we don’t ever listen the first time!
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The rain makes all things beautiful, even the flowers and grass.
If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain upon you?
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When your life is in darkness, pray to Lord! Ask him to free you from this darkness but if the darkness continues even after you have prayed…….don’t hesitate….go and pay your ELECTRICITY BILLS!
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18 comments:
Sahi Hai!! ~ M
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ROFL!! Meghna, dear! I couldnt stop laughing, we even had some funny conversation with friends about mental hospital :D
Thanks for sharing :)
Hi Meghna!
Naughty jokes!!
Thanks for sharing!! That was great!!
LOL
I really liked the one where you said that you had no problems, but then god sent you someone! LOL!!!
That just made my day!
P.S Do you have an India Day? Or a day of India's birthday?
Bye,
Nadine
Thanks for sharing those jokes with us Meghna, I really found the last one hilarious! Peace!
@ Nikita- Thanks :D
@ Lena- I'm glad you lied it! I too can see you smiling and yes, a mental hospital is always embedded with humor!
@ Nadine- I'm glad you lied it! I couldn't control my laughter too so I ended up sharing these jokes! We have a Republic Day and Independence day. They are national holidays and days of great importance. We celebrate them because our constitution was formed and India got freedom from the British on these days respectively!
@ Majik- I too enjoyed that one! Thanks :D
whats funnier is - having double cheese layered pizza and "diet" coca cola cause u r watching ur weight.. :D
Hi Filarial,
He.he..This was really funny!
Meghna,
That's funny. You write, draw and find good jokes too. You're just marvelous.
Oh yes, I tag you on a short meme.
Cat family is tooooo funny!
I especially liked the last one!:-)
Police man – Stop, stop, your headlights are not working. The man – Move, move, even the brakes are not working!
hahahaha.. that had me in splits.... :D
hey meghu
datz jst fab
gr8 jokes
jokez r not dat easy to b made
but uve dun it
datz just marvellousc
Hi jesie,
Thanks for the tag and compliments! :D
Hi Solitaire,
I'm glad :D
Hi Writer,
I loved that one too!
Hey Arti,
Same reaction here too.... :)
Hi Suvaiba,
I did not make these jokes, dear but read them somewhere and shared them with you! I'm glad you liked them :)
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